India Election 2009 Humor

BJP Leader M Venkaiah Naidu's humorous rhymes:

(a) UPA has now become NPA (Non Performing Asset).

(b) TRS has taken VRS from UPA,
BSP — bahut door ho gaya (has gone very far),
Lalu Prasad said 'Lal salaam', Left Parties have left,
Ram Vilas Paswan says 'Ram, Ram'
and Sharad Pawar says 'share power with me I am with you'

(c) 'Third Front,' - "it was a parking lot"

(d) After the purpose is served, some will go right, some will go left, some straight and some reverse their direction

(e) 'joke of Delhi': "Prime Minister proposes and Madam disposes"

(f) Tumultous political climate in Kerala -
"Chief Minister Achuthanandan proposes and CPI(M) State Secretary Pinarayi Vijayan disposes."

"one step forward, three step backwards and the situation is awkward"

(g) State Government's inaction on those having terror links - "when (terrorists) are violent, the government is silent"