Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we would like to see!

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Bumper Stickers we'd like to see:

- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

- He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.

- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

- Honk if you love peace and quiet.

- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

- It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end   to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

- You can't have everything, where would you put it?

- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

- The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

- It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

- Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

- I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.